I think I can safely say I enjoy my new toy.
I'm not such a bad guy after all. I noticed your sister walking home alone from the club a little inebriated. I followed her to make sure she made it safely.
Amusement parks? Psh. Now you can safely go for a joy ride in the safety and comfort of your home with your very own penis!! Pick one up at your local adult store today.
You may now safely remove hardware. 👌🖤
Tarra White on the mound with two safely aboard